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Archive > August 2006
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The funniest thing I heard yesterday…
“When I left the house this morning, she was passed out on the porch.”
“Well, it’s one step up from the toilet, right?”
These bitches is crazy…
“Hey, I diagnosed you, I figured out what personality disorder you have.”
“What’s that?”
“You’re ‘borderline’.”
“Ha, just like Angelina Jolie in that movie. What’s it mean?”
“Here, I’ll read it to you… ‘behaviors are impulsive or self damaging… intense affect with outsbursts of anger, hostility, depression, and/or anxiety… things are seen as either [...]
Lazy
There was a time when I wasn’t lazy. When I wasn’t so tired from school and studying, wasn’t so mentally drained from worrying and stressing about money, and when fun involved more than a few shots of Rumplemintz.
There was a time when I took kickboxing twice a week and did TaeBo every day. [...]
Blah
You’d think I’d be worried about the stack of bills sitting on my desk, but I’m not so much.
The Children’s thing isn’t working the way that I’d hoped it would, I can’t transfer until September now and that means I’ll have to skip a day of class to go to orientation, and I’m not [...]
