My first post in awhile and I’m drunk, eating pretzels and Velveeta con queso at my friend Red Head’s house after working forty hours in three days, watching kids die, and drinking through ten dollars of Miller lite on an empty stomach.
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Archive > July 2007
You lucky bastards…
Games that Me and Johnny Play
John is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. Mostly because I think we got over that him thinking I wanted his junk when I tried to set him up with one of my friends. He is one of the rare men in the world that I genuinely like too much to ever cross [...]
The Glory Days of Nickelodeon
I was a huge fan of Snick back in 1993. I obviously loved “Clarissa Explains it All” the best, and wished Sam would climb in my window (Dawson’s Creek totally ripped that whole climbing in the window thing off of Clarissa, by the way). I also loved “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”. 1993 [...]
Random
- The only acceptable reason for any man to not call me when he says he’s going to is that he’s in the CIA. Yes, this really happened to me.
- I recently performed a ‘cell phone cleansing’ in which I deleted the numbers of people who a) never call me, b) I never call, or [...]
Allow me to reintroduce myself…
I swear, I’m still alive.
The disaster of all disasters has finally happened, and my lap top died. Granted, it’s like four years old and a piece of shit, but it treated me well for awhile and now… well, now until I get a new one, I will be forced to pilfer internet access [...]