John is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. Mostly because I think we got over that him thinking I wanted his junk when I tried to set him up with one of my friends. He is one of the rare men in the world that I genuinely like too much to ever cross any kind of line because I wouldn’t want anything about how we are to change.

     Yesterday, John and I played a game wherein we texted each other quotes from Space Balls for two hours. Just randomly, as I was cooking, cleaning, whatever, I’d get a text reading “Keep firing assholes!” and I’d send one back reading “No, sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again”.

     “When will then be now?”

     “I hate yogurt. Even with strawberries.”

     “Comb the desert.”

     “We ain’t found shit!”

     It’s rare to have a friend that always makes you laugh until you pee yourself.