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My future husband

J: So, I have a date Sunday night.
Me: Oh yeah? What’s her name? Do I know this one?
J: Naw. She’s like some goth chick. But she’s 29.
Me: Well, that’s a step in the right direction, at least she’s not 21 like the last three.
J: Yeah, I know. Maybe she’ll be more interested in actually dating [...]

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Random

     Man. When did it become fall?
     I love this time of year, it smells like back to school and makes me long for days sitting outside at Duquesne reading Shakespeare and trying to understand “Singularites” instead of having to drag my ass to work for a 12 hour shift which will cause me to [...]

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Funniest thing ever

     Please go watch this. It won’t be as funny if you don’t watch America’s Next Top Model or care about Britney Spears, but it’s hilarious.

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Why I am too old to watch the VMAs; or Why I never listen to the radio

     Ok, ok. I admit it. I was sucked into the whole Britney opening the VMAs thing and I have to say, I was pulling for her. Yes, she’s crazy, yes, I think she should lose her children or at least have supervised custody until she can prove herself a fit mother.
      Somewhere in me, [...]

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A brief moment of silence while the kiddies are asleep

     I’m a planner. A list maker. I like to know what is going on, when it’s happening, and I’d like to know a month ahead of time if at all possible.
     That is why I made a budget detailing what I am going to do with every pay check from now until June 2008. [...]

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