The first thing I’m doing with the “revival” is going through the 30 something drafts I have and making sure there’s nothing worth posting in there. I have no idea what I was referring to when I wrote this, but I originally wrote it on 12/9/2008.
Due to things that have happened to me [...]
Category > Men
The Worstest Love Story Ever Told
My not-relationship
One of the not so perky perks about your ex English boyfriend being your not-boyfriend (a term I’m still perfecting the definition of as it includes monagomy but is a lot more casual than any sort of serious relationship I’ve ever had) is that you get to say things like this:
Well, I don’t know if [...]
o-ism #2
You know how I know you don’t worry about money? You buy grated cheese and buy bags of ice. Do you not have an arm? Do you not have a freezer?
O-ism #1
Sometimes, he asks me things or says things that cause me to blatantly laugh in his face. For example:
Jen, dear, can you tell me what the phrase “keeping it real” means?
Observations
I tend to jump to absolutes pretty quickly. I’m very black and white, very all or nothing, and when something remains gray for too long, it really ends up driving me insane.
I don’t really know how to explain the way I’ve felt the past few days. Numb? Exhausted? Drained? Apathetic? I know I haven’t [...]
