I love Fro Written on September 17, 2006, by Jen.
“Did you hear about the whole security deposit yet?”
“No! Nothing. I’m not sure what to do.”
“Well, I’d say if you don’t get a response, let it go. Unless you want to fight for your money, then you’ll have to call or write another letter.”
“Yeah, that’s what I figure. A letter’s better, […]
Reason #492 why I’m a Weirdo Written on September 17, 2006, by Jen.
“Mmmm. I smell so good.”
“Huh?”
“I bought this new deoderant today, it smells like vanilla. My arm pits smell like cookies.” (Smells arm pit)
“Oh my God, Jen, do not smell your arm pit in the bar.”
“Why? It smells good, though. I mean, I’m not smelling it to see if I smell […]
An almost completely accurate exchange Written on August 23, 2006, by Jen.
“How much do you love me?”
“Uh… I love you a lot. Why?”
“Well, see, I have this Pyrex dish in my truck. And there’s cheese enchiladas in it. And they’ve been in there since Sunday. All day at work, I was worried about how I was going to get them out of there. […]
The funniest thing I heard yesterday… Written on August 15, 2006, by Jen.
“When I left the house this morning, she was passed out on the porch.”
“Well, it’s one step up from the toilet, right?”