Man, I am in quite a funk.
I am assuming that it has to do with the fact that I have been off work for a week since I always tend to get in a funk when I’m off work for a few days in a row. And, hopefully, all will be better Wednesday because I [...]
Category > Things I Worry About
Vacation is making me crazy
I blame this sappy post on the fact that I’m listening to Carrie Underwood ‘Don’t Forget to Remember Me’
With all this new found specualtion about my life, I have to drone on about it a little more.
Last night, my last night at Jack’s for awhile, I met this couple from North Carolina. I was alone because everyone I was with had to work today, but I was bullshitting with Jesus the [...]
Again… babble.
This is like the night that won’t end. I’ve been tossing and turning for an hour now trying to sleep, and I can’t.
Motherfucker. I have to get up in six hours.
Currently, there are people screaming outside my window about how many bottles of beer they have left, and they’re honking and slamming doors. [...]
Don’t cash the check, I needed tuna.
Blah.
I hate money. I hate the way it smells, I hate how it’s dirty, I hate that sometimes, I worry about how many people rolled up that dollar bill to snort coke off a toilet seat when I for some reason end up using my mouth as an extra hand.
Mostly, I hate money [...]
Wherein I use the worst metaphor ever
Basically, I’ve tried to write something three times this week and I just couldn’t get my head in a position to put words together. I’ve been on a roller coaster ride where the tops of the hills rained crepes and piles of shit waited at the bottom. That was the worst metaphor ever.
We’ll [...]
