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Vacation is making me crazy

Man, I am in quite a funk.
I am assuming that it has to do with the fact that I have been off work for a week since I always tend to get in a funk when I’m off work for a few days in a row. And, hopefully, all will be better Wednesday because I [...]

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I blame this sappy post on the fact that I’m listening to Carrie Underwood ‘Don’t Forget to Remember Me’

     With all this new found specualtion about my life, I have to drone on about it a little more.
     Last night, my last night at Jack’s for awhile, I met this couple from North Carolina. I was alone because everyone I was with had to work today, but I was bullshitting with Jesus the [...]

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Again… babble.

     This is like the night that won’t end. I’ve been tossing and turning for an hour now trying to sleep, and I can’t.
     Motherfucker. I have to get up in six hours.
      Currently, there are people screaming outside my window about how many bottles of beer they have left, and they’re honking and slamming doors. [...]

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Don’t cash the check, I needed tuna.

     Blah.
     I hate money. I hate the way it smells, I hate how it’s dirty, I hate that sometimes, I worry about how many people rolled up that dollar bill to snort coke off a toilet seat when I for some reason end up using my mouth as an extra hand.
     Mostly, I hate money [...]

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Wherein I use the worst metaphor ever

     Basically, I’ve tried to write something three times this week and I just couldn’t get my head in a position to put words together. I’ve been on a roller coaster ride where the tops of the hills rained crepes and piles of shit waited at the bottom. That was the worst metaphor ever.
     We’ll [...]

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