John is quickly becoming one of my favorite people. Mostly because I think we got over that him thinking I wanted his junk when I tried to set him up with one of my friends. He is one of the rare men in the world that I genuinely like too much to ever cross any kind of line because I wouldn’t want anything about how we are to change.

     Yesterday, John and I played a game wherein we texted each other quotes from Space Balls for two hours. Just randomly, as I was cooking, cleaning, whatever, I’d get a text reading “Keep firing assholes!” and I’d send one back reading “No, sir, I didn’t see you playing with your dolls again”.

     “When will then be now?”

     “I hate yogurt. Even with strawberries.”

     “Comb the desert.”

     “We ain’t found shit!”

     It’s rare to have a friend that always makes you laugh until you pee yourself.

    … I just got a text from someone that said “I totally just got cholera and died before I got to Oregon.”

    Guess I’m not the only one who remembers this game?

     … Oregon Trail.

     … is when you advise a friend to ‘walk with a purpose’ past a guy she’s been in love with for three years and she returns to tell you that she walked with the purpose of falling, but, hey, at least he noticed her.

… because it is hilarious.

 Look at my Striped Shirt by the Phat Phree

      From what I’ve been told, there isn’t currently a copy in Pittsburgh, but it is totally worth ordering online.