Thievery Written on February 20, 2007, by Jen.

     I’m convinced that someone is breaking into my house and stealing my favorite books.
     Yes, I realized that sounds ridiculous. But, yesterday, I was almost ready to read a book that didn’t have anything to do with nursing. So I looked over my massive collection of books and wanted to read “Naked” by David Sedaris […]

When things suck, make fun of other people Written on February 17, 2007, by Jen.

     I swear to God, I’m trying to be a little up beat and not to sound so miserable, but I just can’t help it.
     Hey, did you all see that Britney Spears shaved her head? She’s done lost it.

The many reasons that I love Stephen Colbert Written on February 15, 2007, by Jen.

I found these quotes on-line today…
“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”
“I’ve never been a fan of Amphibians. Not only do they strengthen the argument for evolution, they are Nature’s fence-sitters. Come on Amphibians, which is it: water or land? Pick one, we’re at war.”
“You know, the World Cup […]

Dumb pointless post Written on February 15, 2007, by Jen.

     I have tried for an hour to write this deep, heartfelt tribute to my family today and I just don’t have it in me to follow through right now. I know, that’s awful.
     Instead, I will entertain you with the stupidest text messages I’ve sent all week. FUN STUFF!
     Monday night, at Jack’s, it […]

Inappropriate discussion over breakfast Written on February 9, 2007, by Jen.

Me: See, the thing about naked photo hunt is you have to play with chicks.
Him: Sweet.
Me: No, really. Have you ever played naked photo hunt with the guys? I mean, you play with girls and you get to see boobs and stuff, but when you play with guys, you get to see some sweaty guy […]

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